I do not have the Swine Flu. I do not feel like I have been run over by a bus. I do not I do not I do not. I do not sound like a Dr. Seuss book. Haha
I would never let my daughter pull as many kleenexes out of the box as she chooses just to keep her entertained. I would never use my sickness as a reason to eat like crap. Yet, an hour later, I DO NOT feel like crud because I ate like crud.
I would never turn back on the dryer to iron out wrinkles instead of actually ironing.
And of COURSE, I am not secretly enjoying my days off.... even though I do feel like crud! :)