It has been awhile.... therefore, I have things to share!
I would never throw Poptarts at my daughter in the car. It is not my fault she is riding so far in the back and I can't reach her.
I would not eat at McDonalds for breakfast, Subway for lunch, and have pecan pie for dinner. That would be disgusting. Never.
Because I love doing laundry, I would not let it sit in the clothes basket for...well...longer than it should be.
Because I am always tidy and neat, I would never notice the dust streaks on my television and then leave them there. Ew. No.
My daughter is quiet and perfect at Walmart, always. Therefore, my sister and I would never have to feed Olivia marshmallows in order to keep her quiet.
I would never let my daughter eat a granola bar she found in the floorboard of the car. It is only... a day or two old. :)